Three days until School!

Hey, it's me again.  I've got three days left of freedom before Kindergarten starts.  Mama interviewed me again.  This is what we said:
Claire:  How come I'm not writing this?
Mama:  You're not fast enough yet.
Claire:  Why do you have to be fast?
Mama:  So we can say more words.  What do you want people to know about you?
Claire:  That I have a little toy big moose. 
Mama:  So if someone is reading your blog, and they've never met you in person, what do you want to say to them?
Claire:  That I will be their friend.
Mama:  Tell me about your pets.  Pretend I don't know.
Claire:  A chihuaha, a Yorkshire Terrier, and a ladybug.  Capt. Midnight Sugar Dot Express Boyette, and Wesley Eugene Boyette, and Lydia the Literary Ladybug.
Mama:  What do you like to do for fun?
Claire:  Jump on the trampoline, play with friends
Mama:  Where do you like to go?
Claire:  To the zoo, to the museum, to a place to buy me new shoes.  That's about it.
Mama:  What about church?
Claire:  You can make friends at Sunday School.  We make crafts.  I'm hungry.
Mama:  Almost done.  Tell me a different joke.
Claire:  Turtles can eat dogs.
Mama:  Good one.  Anything else you want to say today?
Claire:  No.  Another joke.  Mommy and Daddy found me in a tree.
Mama:  That's silly.
Paul:  I can't find He-Man!