Barack Obama Day 44

You have to wear this red ribbon every day to school your whole life.

Today was Barack Obama day.  He's our president now.  He lives in I forgot the name.  I don't know much about him.

Ms. Lee taught us today.  Mrs. Alvarez went to the doctor.  She just read us a book.  She read us "A Scarecrow's Hat."

We played at recess.  I played with Lola and Bailey.  Yesterday I couldn't play with Lola because she thinks Matthew is cute so she decided to chase him all recess.  I don't think he's cute and he's too fast so I didn't want to waste my recess running after him.

We went to music and guess what we played?  It starts with an instru....Instruments!  That was easy!  We played all different kinds.  One was a drum, one was sand blocks, one was a maraca, and that's all I can remember.

I wore Halloween socks.  Nobody said anything about them except Ms. Lee said, "Those are some long, cool looking socks!"

Here's a joke:  You know what I call Cinnamon Toast Crunch?  Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  Good one.

Day 43 George W. Bush

Did you know we got a new student?  His name is MMuael.

Lola gave me a note.  I left it at school.  I didn't get Mrs. Alvarez to read it.  I read one of them, but I forgot what it said and I didn't open the other one.

Nina came today.  Her name is Nina Boyett.

In P.E. we practiced jumping rope and then we went outside.

I forgot what we did in math.  In stations, I went to Station 5.  I spelled words.  I already forgot what words.  One of them was swim.  I forgot how to spell it.

I made my tablework.

My president was George W. Bush.  He lives in Texas.  Dallas. 

Here's a joke:  Do you know what I call crackers?  Quackers.  Do you know what I call cups?  cwups.  That's it.

Day 39 Peanut Farmer Day

Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer, so my card today had a peanut in it.

Did you know we got a new student to the school?  His name is John and he ate his food faster than anyone ever.

Natalie got there late and Lola was absent. 

We went to music.  We didn't sing anything.  We watched The Magic School Bus.  It was a fiction story about a boy that made an instrument that was too tall and it wouldn't make noise.  He put something to make noise on it.  The Magic School Bus made the noise.  The Magic School Bus got sick and they put a thermometer in it and they pulled it with a rope and the kids pushed it.

We read Too Many Pumpkins about a lady that hated pumpkins.  She remembered when she was a girl all there was to eat was pumpkins.

We just played and ran around at recess.

We didn't do math because we did another paper; we did a test instead.

I went to station 2 and made five little pumpkins sitting on a gate.  Station 3 is the funnest station ever.  You paint a tree and then you glue squares on there for falling leaves.

Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate.  The first one said "It's getting late."  The second one said, "There are witches in the air."  The third one said, "Who gives a care?"  The fourth one said, "Let's run and run and run."  The fifth one said, "Let's have some fun."

Here's a joke:  Five little pumpkins sitting on a dinosaur.  The dinosaur said, "Let's have some dinosaur pie!"

That's it.

JFK Day and report cards

Today was report card day.  In kindergarten, we don't get grades, we just get a note about whether or not we can do something.  Apparently I am still developing skills in sharing, following directions, and working on computers.  I also need to practice hopping on one foot, but I'm not sure why that's important and on my report card.

We didn't go to recess today because it was too wet outside.  My backpack was heavy because it had two jackets, a library book, a full folder, a lunch box and an umbrella.

We played Legos instead of going to recess.  I built airplanes.

We read a book today but I forgot what it was.  We read Pumpkin Jack, which Mrs. Lee read.

In math we counted to five. 

Here's a joke:  Do you know what I call a cracker?  A quacker.  Do you know what I call sardines?  Sarcheese.

Harry S. Truman

Today I was frustrated because my teacher said I was being rude.  Well, she said the whole class was being rude but I wasn't being rude. 

I played recess.  You play on the playground.

I learned about the letter A, which I already know all the letters.  Anteater starts with a, and apple, and ant.

It made me mad when she said I was doing stuff mean to her which I wasn't.  She thought I was being rude to her.  I wasn't doing anything rude.  The others were telling her what to do.  She said everyone was being rude, but I wasn't really.  She didn't know.

Zachary played with me at P.E. I said, "You live down my street!"  He said, "Yes I do."

I want to get ice cream now.  I want to have joke time now.

Do you know what I call crackers?  Quackers.  Hahahahahahahahaha!

Franklin D. Roosevelt Day

So today Mrs. Alvarez moved Lola and I was like, "Mrs. Alvarez, why?"  She said that Lola was having a talking partay so she had to move her.  I was like, "I'm not partaying with her!  I'm just learning with her!"

I brought my friends rings today.

Next Thursday Lola is going to come to our house after school.

We're allowed to wear a Texas Ranger shirt tomorrow, so is it okay if I wear my Troy Aikman jersey?

Calvin Coolidge is a cool guy

Hey, did you know another kindergarten class got popsicles today?  I saw it.  We didn't and I didn't think that was fair.

When will we go on a field trip?  Two kids in my class go on field trips all the time.  They ride the bus and I know they are going on a field trip.

The funnest part today was art.  I made a tree out of my hand and arm.  Then you color it in brown, green, and pink.

I like everything today.

Lunch was good.  We finished math today.  I was on green.

We read the Littlest Old Lady Who was Not Afraid of Anything.  I was like, "I have that one!"

Did you know next month we will wear costumes to school and dress up like a story book character?

Here's a joke:  Elephants, I call them chelaphants

Day 29 Warren G. Harding Day

Mommy, I couldn't open those crackers.  Too bad for that.

We didn't finish math today.  Mrs. A did part of it and then said she was tired.  I was like, "Of course you're tired.  You've been teaching kids all day!"

I found my sunglasses.  They were in my backpack.

Write this song, "Hello there, hello there.  How are you?  How are you?  It's so good.  It's so good to see you.  And we're all here together again!"

We went to recess. 

It made me giggle because Mr. Gooch's class said DJ was a baby and he's one because he cries a lot and he's a baby.  I don't know why he always cries at PE.

It was funny. 

Here's a joke:  Do you know what I call flowers?  Blowers?  Do you know what I call Penguins?  Enguins.  That's it.  Let's go get my hair cut.